I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
I need constant attention like if I’m not talking to someone 24/7 I start to die
you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly
don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck
This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere